The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 03, 2022

A half-baked idea

Higher wages.

Hold a big tea party in the parking lot, and sell tea cozies!

Cookie sales work better if the boxes have GirlScout printed on the outside.

Be careful with your ideas Thorny. Chiefy JUST MIGHT get the inspiration to jettison some dead weight-and that means you. ;D

Chief could rent out that unused desk that Brutus sits at.

Charge for tours of the money bin?

Sell them at the garage sale.

Don’t dismiss it right away, there’s probably a pretty good chance that’ll be the best idea they get.

Beer koozies or beer sleeves!

did you try to unclog the river to make the stream go faster. :D

i suspect that their revenue stream is more of a revenue trickle…

Maybe the Federal Government should have a bake sale.

It must be nice to be Gladys and lead such a sheltered life, only thinking about where the money goes when it shows up rather than having to go out and earn it.

I smell a layoff coming, Brutus. This may be a real test of your job security. If you git the ax, then you and Gladys may be the ones needing a new income stream.

The revenue stream is fine until it hits the revenue dam diverting it to board members and stockholders.

The Thornapples, Brutus who’s head is empty and Gladys who’s head is full of cookies.

“Stream!”

“Right, stream. So, any ideas?”

“I just said!”

“What?”

“Stream!”

“That’s what I said!”

“No, you didn’t, I did!”

“WHAT?”

“What’s on second, Who’s on first…”

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Well, she’s half right. You got to sell something. They could get a buyout of Hostess, combine the two thoughts….

A bake sale won’t work, Brutus would eat up the profits.

Here’s an idea, make a product that people want.

I think the company should get Martha Stewart to endorse their tea cozies.

If you can’t increase revenue you have to cut costs. And that is a very short trip to the unemployment line for Brutus. But then Veebs would lose his favorite punching bag, so maybe his job is safe. Brutus is to Veebs what Beetle Bailey is to Sarge.