Wrong profession, Helga. You need to retain an attorney known for her ability to get one-sided divorce, custody, palimony, and dating “incidents”settlements and awards for her clients.
(Sir, did you get the proper signed consent forms before attempting to engage in the aforementioned act or did you just think you heard that there was a verbal agreement?)
She needs to accessorize. A belt of puppy heads with a dead cat stole and she is good to go. …maybe a little orange suntan lotion on her face wouldn’t hurt. seems unpopular these days.
Witches Who Do Plastic Surgery Be Loco! (If you want to make her REALLY scary then make her a SMOKIN’ HOTTIE! – A hot witch is scarier because no man has a defense against them!!)
allen@home over 1 year ago
Fix it where her head can rotate a full 360.
MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about a sense of empowerment, it seems several of many fellow males find that quite disconcerting, even horrifying.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
she is green with envy!
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
Have her give out Candy corn, and black licorice for Halloween, That will frighten all who come
whahoppened over 1 year ago
I see your problem, Doc. None of this is taught in school.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Give her a pointy head to hold that hat up
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
She just needs to tell everyone that she has Covid and not wear a mask.
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
Check out his thumbs…. He needs to see a Cosmetic Surgeon.
admiree2 over 1 year ago
Wrong profession, Helga. You need to retain an attorney known for her ability to get one-sided divorce, custody, palimony, and dating “incidents”settlements and awards for her clients.
(Sir, did you get the proper signed consent forms before attempting to engage in the aforementioned act or did you just think you heard that there was a verbal agreement?)
Qiset over 1 year ago
What would an IRS auditor look like?
seanfear over 1 year ago
……… rotten gas, maybe? you know … the one that doesn’t come out of the mouth …
Prey over 1 year ago
Make her the leader of the Conservative party?
Doug K over 1 year ago
I don’t think that she’ll ever be satisfied.
KenseidenXL over 1 year ago
How about a #MAGA hat?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
How about fake snakes on my head…won’t THAT be scary?
Aficionado over 1 year ago
Um, Bleeb, you should probably avid looking up that particular dress.
Znox11 over 1 year ago
Tell her to ask for a commitment, that’ll scare all the guys away.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
She needs to accessorize. A belt of puppy heads with a dead cat stole and she is good to go. …maybe a little orange suntan lotion on her face wouldn’t hurt. seems unpopular these days.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 1 year ago
Give her a MAGA hat. That ought to do it.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
How about an ID badge that says she’s an IRS Auditor?
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
“She was somebody’s baby, once!”—Bugs Bunny
(GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody do a shot!)
geese28 over 1 year ago
Easy helga. Just tell the kids you’re from the govt and here to help….then snatch their candy bags and run like hell
timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Orange skin tone?
oakie817 over 1 year ago
make her a (Republican) (Democrat) {your choice}
paranormal over 1 year ago
Tell everyone you used to be the Tooth Fairy…
Rose Madder Premium Member over 1 year ago
No normal nose?? Just a snake-face.
scpandich over 1 year ago
Have her wear those pants.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
Show her your bill. That should draw a horrendous look. :)
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Blue is NOT your color, Helga. Try a black paisley Leisure suit. Pretty horrifying. :)
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 1 year ago
Witches Who Do Plastic Surgery Be Loco! (If you want to make her REALLY scary then make her a SMOKIN’ HOTTIE! – A hot witch is scarier because no man has a defense against them!!)
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Well Doc, how about the two remaining standbys, BO and flatulence.