F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 07, 2022

Kinda like the torn-up jeans the kids buy these days…

Maybe it makes the truck less appealing to thieves.

All he needs now are the stick-on bullet holes…

It kills me to install distressed new cabinets. Couldn’t I just slop some paint and beat your old ones? I’d be outta here in a couple hours and it would be 50% less.

Like those awful “relic, aka: faux-aged” guitars! Just play ‘em until they’re naturally worn. Don’t be a poser!

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was actually a thing. A rather premium priced one.

If it had rust on it it would be called patina.

To make people think you actually used a four wheel drive off road?

It’s only a $500 option and it’s all the rage….

Soooooo, will I also get the distressed, used-car price?

Outside of Lard A** 45 sh**, I cannot think of a worst purchase other then ripped jeans

Typical poser.