Clay Jones for September 23, 2022

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    The sippy cup says “Mine Mine Mine”. The seagull, only says it once. The paper towels are all branded “MAGA Absorbent”

    As for the orange mistake, he seems to be having enough trouble from the state of NY and the Special Master that he’s probably completely unaware of Fiona. Not that “aware” was ever in his wheelhouse.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Who’s the president of Puerto Rico?”

    “Uh, you are, sir, it’s a territory of the U.S.”

    “Oh. Than let’s playfully throw some paper towels at them and the problem will disappear.”

    “Like a miracle.”

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    knutdl  over 1 year ago

    “All through your life I me mine” (The Beatles) and the same goes for the rest of us.

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    knutdl  over 1 year ago

    What is he going to do with all the paper towels?

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    sevaar777  over 1 year ago

    The White (and Orange) Male ‘Christian’ mantra. “Mine, mine, mine.. It’s all mine”. Brown people, women, others who profess different creeds, “F*ck ’em”.

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    erik.vanthienen  over 1 year ago

    “All paper towels guaranteed to be declassified by Trump’s Magical Thinking™ !”

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    A# 466  over 1 year ago

    I’ve been wondering when a ‘toon referencing Trump’s performance in Puerto Rico after Maria would show up.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Every roll of towels- hand lettered. I would have copy/pasted. Impressive dedication Clay.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Trump’s total incompetence as president was sadly displayed in his response to Puerto Rico after it was devastated by the hurricane.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    LO effin’ L. BRILLIANT!

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    SylviSterling  over 1 year ago

    I just read that Hair Trumpenfuhrer has hired servants, tasked with following him around, whispering positive feedback to him that they have gleaned off the Internets. Seeing as they might be strapped for ideas, and being that I am a good citizen, I thought I’d offer my own compliments for them to whisper. Anyone reading this, feel free to add to this list:

    Gee, Sir, your ankles aren’t nearly as fat as Hillary’s!

    No, Sir, you’re not ugly and your mother dresses you very nicely.

    Yes, Sir, from this angle, your hair looks almost natural!

    Thank you, Sir for single-handedly keeping AquaNet stock solvent!

    For a fat dude, you don’t sweat nearly as much as you could, Sir.

    Thank you, Sir, for keeping the legal profession fully employed.

    Yes, Sir, of course everyone thinks ketchup is the perfect condiment on two scoops of ice cream.

    You didn’t win the Noble Prize, Sir, but I’m sure Obama will loan you his.

    Eight more years! Eight more years!

    No, sir, those pants don’t make you look fat.

    Oh, Sir, I just love the masterful way you kick your ball out of the rough.

    Ivanka loves you, Sir, she just doesn’t know how to express it.

    FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN COMPLIMENTS!

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    hoot1  over 1 year ago

    CJ…timely and apt toon, once again: Trump skewered. Hoisted by his own petard. (Shakespeare/Hamlet uses the example of the engineer (the person who sets the explosive device) being blown into the air by his own device as a metaphor for those who schemed against him being undone by their own schemes.)

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Looks like tRump stepped into a mine field.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Awww Let him keep the TP! He’s gonna need all he can get to wipe up all the crap he spews…..

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    I think he is hording the paper towels so he can sell high and get his “billionaire” status back….good luck. Your attorneys are going to get at least 33%.

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    I Play One On TV  over 1 year ago

    I’ll note that his press conference in PR after Maria mostly centered on the fact that only 16 people had died (first-day count….surprisingly, it became greater later on). He compared that to how many had died as a result of Katrina (all told), and propped up himself and the governor because the number was so low in comparison. Of course, he has also noted that there were only 15 cases of Covid (first-day count), and that they would soon go away.

    Initial “good news” was enough to make him feel justified to declare victory so he could go golfing and ignore the continually increasing bad news because he had already won. So much winning!

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    IndyW  over 1 year ago

    What is the relevancy of this toon? Another TDS brain seizer? What does Trump have to do with Puerto Rico now?

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    Ally2005  over 1 year ago

    At least the FBI left some official paper (towels) for Rump’s library.

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    Duka  over 1 year ago

    And speaking of delusional rantings….

    “Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted?…They may have thought that it was in there.”— Trump on FBI seizing documents at Mar-a-Lago

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    AndrewSihler  over 1 year ago

    Nice allusion to Finding Nemo, there.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 1 year ago

    “Whose boat is that boat? Whose traitor is that traitor?”

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    Otis the Bear  over 1 year ago

    The seagull!!!!! :-D

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    The Nodding Head  over 1 year ago

    “I’ve mentally reclassified these paper towels… and all paper towels.”

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Trump believes that paper towels come from a mine (like coal) and that he owns it.

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