Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 04, 2022

I’d try not to scream, unless Ghidorah had already arrived; then I’d probably cheer.

“and then what?” we call that the sequel

give him a coffee!

If Godzilla started coming over that hill (points at it), then you’d see me disappearing over this hill (points in the opposite direction).

If I saw Godzilla coming over the hill, I would evacuate Bambi.

Is he on a diet?? What happened to his gut??

Get his autograph.

I’d wonder what the pharmas are putting in my meds.

The Garrets could use Zilla’s poop for their yard art.

wait, didn’t the Garretts remove their yard art last month already?

The good news is you can see Godzilla coming from a mile away. Unless you’re in love (go to YouTube™ for Tokyo Love Song by The Arrogant Worms).

Did the song of the twin mini-princesses call Godzilla or Godzilla’s enemy? I can’t remember. This is important because I don’t want to make a mistake and sing the song if it makes Godzilla notice me. A little help would be appreciated. (I was a Boy Scout — Be Prepared!)

How do we know Godzilla’s a ’he".

Runaway screaming like a little girl and hope for the best?

My Nclear Coffee has a different super power in every pot

My response would depend greatly on which super power I got

“Tokyo is that way!”

Obviously the do not like the Garrett’s!

I don’t think Godzilla takes directions.

Call for Gamera!!

I thought Adam and the Garrett’s agreed to mutually disarm their yard art displays