Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2022

My Name is Earl … the sequel.

“Silver sneakers”?? According to Google that could be actual silver colored shoes or there’s a fitness app called silver sneakers that’s apparently for seniors provided by Medicare and the slang dictionary says a silver sneaker is an old person who rudely breaks wind and doesn’t care who knows it or excuse themselves lol … I’m more confused after looking it up!?

Sliver sneakers? He doesn’t even have feet.

I found a genie is a bottle too, his is name is “Jack Daniels”.

There was a lot of alcohol in there, too. He’s pretty well pickled.

Actually, it was formerly a vinegar bottle.

So is Jim just throwing a bunch of new characters in to see what works? Squirrel Monty, now Genie Monty?

according to google, ancient babylon was founded in 1894 BCE, so if that’s when he was “born” it would put him at a little over 3100 years old.

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!! Color-changing furniture. :)

Right, those ingredients are listed on an ancient Babylonian bottle.

Earl, the ancient Babylonian genie and druggie? Pretty pickled from all that time in his bottle….