Garfield by Jim Davis for October 26, 2022

I wonder if some Charmin ultra will help with that?

Hey! He’s a king. It is somebody else’s job to change his bandages.

If mummies are gross, what about the daddies ?

His dressing was in his back where it’s hard to reach.

It’s all about the Mummies baby, OY VEY, OY VEY !!!!.

Weird Al’s, Halloween parody special.

i want my mummy

Irony is that a news story showed up in my feed this morning: a 94 year old guy who NEVER bathed died after his first bath…

First: GROSS! Second: Nothing – i’ve got nothing because I can’t imagine the no bath thing. :-\

“That and when I try to get someone to help me, they scream and run away!”

Want to change stinky stuff? Vote Blue!

The doctor is so oblivious that he didn’t notice he was dealing with a mummy.

Is the mummies name Crusty?

Well, Mummies often get wrapped up in themselves too much

I think the undead are usually pretty gross.

Those native mummers must’ve really known what they were doing. 3000 years between bandaging is a really good job.

I noticed that Garfield just keeps on saying bad things about the shows, by the way check out my new name and profile photo.

They smell bad and they feel really really itchy.

That’s one smelly mummy

So unhygenic

I really miss the Garfield website, all the games one could play on there as much as they wanted to

Doc: We need an ultrasound of your liver.

Mummy: I left my canopic jars at home.

Better late than never. At least he wasn’t picking scabs.

It’s so hard to remember to change bandages when you’re asleep for thousands of years.

well…that must have been an Egyptian mess under all that.

Just rip it off quickly. Best way.

It’s no surprise that the bandages would be so dirty and messy. All that dead skin and horrible body odor.

Gross: 144 mummies.

I agree Garfield. I agree………….

Just turn the gauze inside out. Will be good for another 3,000