Herman by Jim Unger for October 06, 2022

Proof that astrology is misguided

He doesn’t believe in astrology.

The rune stones say it’s a good day for a walk.

It’s “written in the stars,” and he’ll see stars from that iron unless he gets going!

Don’t get steamed. They’re gonna iron out their differences.

The ironing is delicious

You do want the ironing of your clothes to go well, don’t you?

And several little jobs make one big job. And big jobs don’t qualify.

One of his “little jobs”, which he prefers, is reading the newspaper.

She’s going to press hime for results.

Grab a pair of pliers and pretend you are doing something important under a sink.

Good luck prying his butt out of that chair. He looks blended with it.

That’s yesterday’s paper, Dear.

That’s a horrorscope!

OH, Man! Forgot about my dentist appointment. be back in a ‘bit’.

She sure is helpful!!

WHATAWOMAN!!

That’s not a Horoscope that’s a her-oscope!

Actually, you are right. I am supposed to be digging a deep hole to put your body in. Thanks for reminding me….

Or a horror-scope.