Close to Home by John McPherson for September 29, 2022

Well now get cracking. The kitchen is full of flies.

Swatcaliber!

Does this make her Queen Arthrine or whatever the girl’s version of Arthur is as far as names go?

“Long live the Swatted Queen!”

Before that, she was Lady Spatula! … and yes, you’re right! She killed flies with the same spatula she used for flippin’ burgers!

And with one mighty slap she quickly defeated beelzebub, lord of the flies

Now her only competition is the cafeteria lady who shoved the thing into the stone…

I was thinking spatula in the mashed potatoes. :-/

The CHOSEN ONE !!!!

Next competition is in the Science Lab. First person to completely dissect a Tarantula wins a free Cheesey Tatter-tot lunch, with a slice of chocolate cake!

Stone? That’s overcooked oatmeal.

Meal loaf for everyone. Let the word go forth. There is a new Queen of the cafeteria! Vermin beware. Your days are numbered.

Odd – I’d have thought it would’ve been a spatula or a large spoon…

No hair nets?

That stone is really years old grease…

Bleeb appears to have found a target rich environment.

SWAT Charlene’s new nickname

Back in the day when there were actual cafeteria ladies serving food on plates…..