When reporting from the site of a disaster, the camera lens rarely moves off the reporters who stand in front of some kind of wreck and describe what they see around them. Now that’s journalism – 001. Got all kinds of drones and airborne visuals available but remain anchored to the one with the mike. Wasted space.
When news was news on NBC, the closing theme of the Huntley-Brinkley Report was the second movement of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 in D minor, Op. 125. That was the best part!
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
Cable news has never been " news ". It’s lots of things,, but news is not one of them
Superfrog over 1 year ago
I don’t suppose there’ll be an in depth followup story.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
With modern technology, he could add a chyron or news ticker to the bottom of the tombstone. He could give updates on how well he’s decaying.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“Film at 11:00….. or maybe not.”
Mediatech over 1 year ago
This just in…
dot-the-I over 1 year ago
Epitaph for an aspiring escape artist: “Wait for it …..”
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
His is one of those ‘news’ broadcasts you can only do once, but what an impact!
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago
looks more like a pod cast
SusieB over 1 year ago
This will be on Wolf Blitzers headstone
Chris over 1 year ago
oooh, shocker. did the tombstone gave it away.
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
And when they lowered him into the ground, she held up a sign saying, “This just in…”
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I watch ABC World News Tonight daily and they start EVERY broadcast with “breaking news as we come on the air”
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The Queen is dead!” was breaking news for about 10 days. After the first day, it should have just been “Yep, she’s still dead!”
Hydrohead over 1 year ago
That is a disturbingly shallow grave.
carlzr over 1 year ago
I always wanted to be a Fox News Analyst so I could hang out with those sexy reporters.
MS72 over 1 year ago
She’s still dead.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, he can anchor anything he wants now and I have a hanker’n for a pizza.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
When reporting from the site of a disaster, the camera lens rarely moves off the reporters who stand in front of some kind of wreck and describe what they see around them. Now that’s journalism – 001. Got all kinds of drones and airborne visuals available but remain anchored to the one with the mike. Wasted space.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
When news was news on NBC, the closing theme of the Huntley-Brinkley Report was the second movement of Beethoven’s Symphony #9 in D minor, Op. 125. That was the best part!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Film at 11.
ComicLover2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wouldn’t an anchor be better buried at sea?
Amra Leo over 1 year ago
Fake news!
Znox11 over 1 year ago
Tucker Carlson with furrowed forehead, “But are you really?”
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Breaking news! I am still alive!
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
This just in…
jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago
He wanted to host on Fox: I’m dead and it’s Biden, Obama, and Clinton’s fault
Bilan over 1 year ago
If he really was an anchorman, the headstone would only have weather and traffic, no news.
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is that you, Generalissimo Franco?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
I dropped a peanut butter and fried banana sandwich into Elvis’ grave.I have good news…..
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
After 14 hours of airing, it’s still called ‘breaking news’. Oy !
bakana over 1 year ago
Dethany Dendrobia will enjoy visiting this cemetery some day soon.