Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 30, 2022

Exstream measures eh.

Without water she won’t be streaming much.

I thought she would vote to eat Cliff.

No water? This could get dirty.

Good idea, Pam, we can always drink from the stream.

My wife works in bankruptcy. There are people over their heads in debt in every area but one… Got to pay the cable bill or you lose TV and wi-fi.

Water is more important than food. You can live a lot longer on just water.

I’d vote being on Earth so I could have both of those.

“Couldn’t they FAX us some food?”, asked Cliff, trying to wash the last of the sugar.

I vote you thru Cliff out an airlock… (Again) The saving should give you a food budget for the year.

Q.: Why is the Rock of Gibraltar similar to the U. S. National Debt?

A.: Each is so great that no one can budget!

Pam must not have had her morning coffee (very unusual). Without water, there’s no coffee. I’m sure she’ll change over to food when she realizes this.

If you cut the streaming budget. there’d be a lot of bootleg streaming.

Wrong, Pam. Without water, you couldn’t wash your waffles.

Couldn’t they just run a cable to the Comcast satellite?

Addictive.