Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 01, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    Now I need to know whether he was washing, rinsing or drying.

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    Well, actually, he got caught once too many times trying to get out of helping with the dishes.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Sid’s wife is still feeling guilty.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I knew it!!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Rumour is that it was Ninja Sloth that kills him.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yes . . I can fully see why it would possibly do just that.. I was once a dishwasher for DoubleTree Hotel and it was the absolute worse job I’ve ever had.. I would not wish it upon anyone..

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    i don’t washing the dishes- as long as someone fills the dishwasher i will happy to press the button

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I knew it would happen sooner or later.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    And that was the plan all along.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 1 year ago

    I’m showing this to my missus. if it can happen to Sid Jones, it could happen to me

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Actually, the dishes he was washing were at his Mistress’, not at his home.

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    WestNYC Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is today’s toon directed at Mrs. Parisi ?

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Dishes were his demise. It’s still not clear if he was changing the station on the radio with one hand in the sink, Or he was electrocuted using the dishwasher. (Actually his wife was fed up with him not loading the dishwasher ‘the right way’. )

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    Mother Superior  over 1 year ago

    Palmolive poisoning?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    She made him wear an apron to boot…

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    John9  over 1 year ago

    My late loving wife used to love when the dish fairy(me) came. It isn’t the same now, even though I still do the dishes.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    a secondary cause of death was putting the toilet seat down…

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Sid obviously helped once too often.

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    kjnrun  over 1 year ago

    Not sure why I found this funny but I did. Strange, too, because I’m the one that does the dishes, not the Mrs.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    Jid Sones especially when the dish ran away with the spoon

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Because it was only Once in a While

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hahahaha! Nice one, Mark!!!

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