Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 30, 2022

I’m trying to decide whether that is good or bad . . . .

And who stops sniffing first?

Perhaps a game of fetch could help.

There are limits to wagging.

Why don’t we roll in rotting things together like we used to?

And why is that a problem? Many seem to need to get in the last wag.

What a B_____

Maybe she’s dog tired trying to please you? Woof

Which means….?

When wagging becomes nagging, the honeymoon is over.

So is there a problem that you are happier? Not everyone experiences happiness at the same level. It is not fair to her to judge her harshly for not being as happy. It is adding insult to injury.

Can she wag her tail in her sleep?

A “wag” in older days was a person who gossiped.