No. Just No.
The one behind the table looks like he was drawn by the artist who draws Ziggy.
Guy’s brain is as thin as his hair.
No. This is where all the chicken royalty go to eat.
“Nope. It’s laundry day and this was my only clean outfit.”
No, I work at the vegan restaurant across the street.
“No. I always dress this way to cross the road.”
yes, soon to be someone’s meal…
“No, between Padre games for today’s double header.”
What clued you in?
Chicken mascots eat for free.
All of these snappy answers remind me of MAD magazine.
“No, I’m just in a fowl mood…”
“No, my name is Inigo Teriyaki. You killed my father. Prepare to die…”
“No, I’m Chicken Little, the sky is falling!”
“No, my Foghorn Leghorn Cosplay group is having lunch here today…”
“Don’t ask, don’t tell…”
He does look a bit Henpecked.
Nah, I’m with the Fowls on Ice Show.
I used to work in a pet shop years ago and would have people come up to me while I was cleaning out an animal cage and ask if I worked there….
A little disappointed, so many great replies and not one “Here’s you sign”
As little as possible
This is very funny - LOLOL - Guest sitting in a restaurant, asking a guy dressed as a chicken if he works there … OMG — So funny!!!
Snappy answers to stupid questions:
“No, I just like wearing a chicken costume, and this is the only place I can do it without attracting attention.”
“No, I don’t work here. This is The Chicken Palace, so I’m the king.”
“Yeah, but I’m seriously thinking of quitting — I’m dying to get out of this chicken outfit.”
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enigmamz over 1 year ago
No. Just No.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
The one behind the table looks like he was drawn by the artist who draws Ziggy.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Guy’s brain is as thin as his hair.
Doug K over 1 year ago
No. This is where all the chicken royalty go to eat.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
“Nope. It’s laundry day and this was my only clean outfit.”
Nuke Road Warrior over 1 year ago
No, I work at the vegan restaurant across the street.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
“No. I always dress this way to cross the road.”
Chris over 1 year ago
yes, soon to be someone’s meal…
amxchester over 1 year ago
“No, between Padre games for today’s double header.”
uniquename over 1 year ago
What clued you in?
Doug K over 1 year ago
Chicken mascots eat for free.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
All of these snappy answers remind me of MAD magazine.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“No, I’m just in a fowl mood…”
“No, my name is Inigo Teriyaki. You killed my father. Prepare to die…”
“No, I’m Chicken Little, the sky is falling!”
“No, my Foghorn Leghorn Cosplay group is having lunch here today…”
“Don’t ask, don’t tell…”
goboboyd over 1 year ago
He does look a bit Henpecked.
Conestoga Wagon Bloggers & Influencers Guild over 1 year ago
Nah, I’m with the Fowls on Ice Show.
La Gata Loca over 1 year ago
I used to work in a pet shop years ago and would have people come up to me while I was cleaning out an animal cage and ask if I worked there….
Muzi54 over 1 year ago
A little disappointed, so many great replies and not one “Here’s you sign”
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
As little as possible
pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is very funny - LOLOL - Guest sitting in a restaurant, asking a guy dressed as a chicken if he works there … OMG — So funny!!!
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Snappy answers to stupid questions:
“No, I just like wearing a chicken costume, and this is the only place I can do it without attracting attention.”
“No, I don’t work here. This is The Chicken Palace, so I’m the king.”
“Yeah, but I’m seriously thinking of quitting — I’m dying to get out of this chicken outfit.”