Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2022

Because they care

You can get as sick as you want. Just don’t die. No, you have to get well. Thay don’t want to pay.

On my birthday….really!

His Insurance Company doesn’t want to juggle the books if drops and they have to pay off.

This is kind of funny, even though it has nothing to do with being in The Kingdom of ID.

If the insurance company cared, they wouldn’t have a cap.

how thoughtful… :p

I would’ve thought that Bung’s primary health care would be a fifth.

Hurry up! You’re running out of money!

-the Health Insurance company

Thanks to a recent temporary federal aid bill passed last year, I was able to afford affordable insurance in a state that didn’t expand Medicade. I was paying $1800 a month in medical expenses, but this year I had a low deductible plan and even got a letter from the hospital that my credit card co-pay charge to the ER will be refunded. My medical expenses dropped below $400 a month and I can can get the medicine that prevents me from dying faster for free instead of paying $1200 a month :)

I didn’t know Id was part of the USA and it’s ridiculous health care system!

Signed, Blue Cross/Blue Shield, which forced my husband and me to declare bankruptcy when it declined to pay for his bypass surgery (the ever-handy “pre-existing condition”).

Bung is suffering from “soberitis.”

Thanks Obama

Insurance is a gamble, they bet you won’t, and you bet you will.

The worth of a man

Must be a third world sh!t hole country without single payer/national health. Hooray for Kiefer Sutherland’s grandfather.