There was this biologist who loved eating abalone and was frustrated that it was so scarce.
So, he tried to cross and abalone with a crocodile in hopes of creating an animal that tasted like abalone, but was large enough to supply a generous amount of meat.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
O-w-o-o-c-h
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Look in the microscope, he’s giving us little microwaves!
e.groves over 1 year ago
I crossed a guinea pig and a porcupine and got a Porky Pig.
Doug K over 1 year ago
He could have gotten a chimpanflea.
InTraining over 1 year ago
well, that explains why there is a shortage…!
uniquename over 1 year ago
That does not compute!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Chimps don’t normally get fleas. Now there’s one that is a flea (partly).
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hmmm….I got a Fleazee.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Next time he’s gonna try for a Minnie Mouse.
basspro over 1 year ago
I crossed the girl I fell in love with and 40 years of marriage and got a bit-itch. ( sorry censored).
Webby_dog over 1 year ago
Just what we need…a thousand microchimps banging on typewriters inside the computer. Now I know where IBM coined the phrase, “It’s all Inside”.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
I crossed a beer with a bat and got a …………………………
holdenrex over 1 year ago
“F&E were so preoccupied with whether or not they could create a new pun, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” – Dr. Ian Malcolm
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Combine the chimpanzee and flea again and get a fleece.
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
There was this biologist who loved eating abalone and was frustrated that it was so scarce.
So, he tried to cross and abalone with a crocodile in hopes of creating an animal that tasted like abalone, but was large enough to supply a generous amount of meat.
He decided to call his new creation an ‘abadile’.
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His experiments didn’t go so well.
He wound up with a crockabaloney.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
boy, i’ll bet that kind of chimp change don’t cost chump change…
gammaguy over 1 year ago
When I crossed a chimpanzee with a virus, I got a fluzee.