I’ve been taking a similar approach with the cats. I post pics of them online with the hope that one of them goes viral (like Grumpy Cat) and that sweet cash flow starts rolling in.
In 1980, I did sound for a bandleader whose business plan was quite Rat-like; he was going to play covers on the Midwest hotel-lounge circuit until he got “discovered”; then he could make an album and go play Vegas.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Pick a busier intersection.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Come on, Rat, you know that only happens in drugstores.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Maybe he’s behind you, Rat.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Rat imagines he is on the internet, or at least doing a stupid TikTok video…
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
Rat clearly lives in an alternative universe.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gonna be a long wait, Rat.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Rat’s epitaph: Wait for it…
sirbadger over 1 year ago
When I post comments on Reddit, I wonder if I will win a Nobel prize in economics for these comments.
Gent over 1 year ago
So you is AlbRat Einstein, eh, you briliant genius you.
Todd In Newton over 1 year ago
Feeling a little sheepish but I kinda relate to Rat…
iggyman over 1 year ago
Dream on Rat, dream on!
MadMarty_666 over 1 year ago
Works for Calvin everytime… ;)
David Wolfson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, it certainly hasn’t worked for me.
vacman over 1 year ago
Yes, He’s out standing in his field.
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s my life, Rat, and it’s a good one.
Snolep over 1 year ago
Back in the day many movie starlets were supposedly “discovered” by just sitting at a counter somewhere and looking pretty.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Rat claims to be a genius, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Ah, yes, because genius can be discovered just by looking at it. That’s not how it works.
Kalkkuna over 1 year ago
Actually, that outlook is a component of NPD – Narcissistic personality disorder. Rat has a ‘people problem’.
sloaches over 1 year ago
I’ve been taking a similar approach with the cats. I post pics of them online with the hope that one of them goes viral (like Grumpy Cat) and that sweet cash flow starts rolling in.
So far however, bupkis.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
Hmm. Okay.
Rat, you’re a genius and you deserve a better life.
(And now that it’s been said to you, good luck with that. snicker)
aerotica69 over 1 year ago
Influencer Syndrome?
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
In 1980, I did sound for a bandleader whose business plan was quite Rat-like; he was going to play covers on the Midwest hotel-lounge circuit until he got “discovered”; then he could make an album and go play Vegas.
Yeah, didn’t stick with that one long….
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Dreams of grandeur with no effort put forward….not in this world, RAT!
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Come on, at least Calvin has a conscience, compared to Rat.
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Even if he does walk by and say that, will he actually be able and willing to make Rat’s life as good as Rat deserves?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah, not happening
triathlete1066 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Seems like it should be Goat and not Pig in this particular strip.
FGWaiss over 1 year ago
I tried that once, many decades ago. Results were unsatisfactory.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Tell Rat to sit at the counter at Schwab’s Drugstore
KEA over 1 year ago
doesn’t he have to go to Schwab’s Pharmacy or something?
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
The place for self-proclaimed geniuses is the stable.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
If rat really wants to be noticed as a genius he should strike the thinker pose. Most people seem to think he looked intelligent.
The Waffles are my friends over 1 year ago
One day, it’ll work.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Actually, with Pig standing next to him, Rat does look like a genius.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Or if he starts telling everybody he’s a stable genius, some people will believe it.
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Keep dreaming, Rat. In reality their going to walk y and say “Look at Rat sitting there like an idiot.”
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
I hope that Rat brought some snacks. Cause he’s gonna starve….
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sorry, Rat, I’ve been waiting for decades, and I actually AM a genius. Yes, that’s my story, and I’m sticking with it.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Let’s just say, don’t be expecting a MacArthur Grant, Rat!
Pig, move over so we all can get a good look at Rat….
FilmPhanatic Premium Member over 1 year ago
Doesn’t Pig’s last line seem more like something Goat would say?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Meanwhile actual geniuses are hard at work on our problems without any notice from the world.
WDD about 1 year ago
The few people who will say such things to you very likely have something to sell you.