Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 22, 2022

Does Hammie have axes? They might need to buy a gun safe and put axes and other dangerous stuff in it.

She doesn’t throw like a girl.

at least Hammie didn’t teach Wren how to throw a Super Ball; those things can really bounce!

As long as he does not teach her to run with scissors!

Has Darryl been watching Johnny Carson reruns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1j1negeXE

Wanda’s comment must have brought back memories of Ed Ames’ tomahawk throw on Johnny Carson for Darryl. Let the Frisbees fly!

Just take something bad and compare it to something worse.

He needs to learn to be responsible with toys. So start small… with Ninja throwing stars. Work up to Lawn Darts.

Chainsaws after the axes?

The one thing Hammie won’t need to teach Wren how to throw is a tantrum. Toddlers seem to know how to do that on their own.

mic drop … boom

Gotta give Hammie credit. He dreams big.

Hammie & Wren bonding moment

Hammie has a future as an instructor or teacher.

For the uninitiated—-On The Johnny Carson show—singerEd Ames played an American Indian on the TV show DaNIEL BOONE.

He boasted that he had learned to throw a tomahawk as well as any real Indian.

So Carson outlined a cardboard cutout of the human body.The first tomahawk hit the target square in the groin.

Supposedly the funniest moment in the history of the show.

Really? Axes? Why would he even think they’d be allowed to play with those?

Lesser of two evils.

Stop complaining and hide your axes.

Yeah, no axes.

Nerf is the answer.

Haha! XD