Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 24, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    That took me several seconds to parse. He’s trying to get out of a talk by claiming “cat’s got my tongue.”

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    wjones  over 1 year ago

    The born loser can do better than that.

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    suv2000  over 1 year ago

    It was worth a shot

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t be so sure. You never know what a cat might do.

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    We’re going to talk” means he’s going to listen.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Talk is cheap, buy some.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “But she left your brain in the litter box.”

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cat got your tongue? is a question asked when someone doesn’t answer a previously posed question or otherwise remains silent. The origins of this phrase are quite murky. The earliest use of the phrase ‘cat got you tongue’ is found in an American magazine in 1881, where it is described as a taunt used by children.

    One origin theory is that cat got your tongue stems from the medieval fear of witches and their familiars, black cats. Another theory is that the “cat” referenced in cat got your tongue is the cat-o’-nine-tails, a vicious whip used on early sailors which would render the victim speechless. A third theory is the assertion that ancient kings cut off the tongues of liars and fed the tongues to their cats.

    All of these stories are apocryphal, there is no evidence that the phrase cat got your tongue is anything more than odd, childish imagery.

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    SheMc  over 1 year ago

    She looks very pleased with herself!!!

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  over 1 year ago

    Never argue with your wife, dicker

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Feigning deafness may be a better ploy for him.

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