Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 26, 2022

He must be a doofus. I’d never forget to call those two.

Perhaps with more practice

He forgot to charge his phone after he was drained…

It wouldn’t be so bad if Dr. Giovanni didn’t have the annoying habit of giving the Tarzan yell after each successful conquest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_kvB3_0mrw

He’s probably asleep.

It gets worse if you think you can change him.

“He always asks ‘Where do you want me to put this?’ That’s why I have this inner ear infection.”

Check on your dresser…..maybe he left a score sheet.

It’s the nicotine that’s clogging his brain…d@mned that smoke after $ex routine!

LEFT NURSE: Got a headache, honey?

RIGHT NURSE: Nah. Just practicing for when my husband wants to get frisky tonight.

Is that really a man habit?

For some dates there never should have been any sex let alone a call.

THE CAD!!

Give me your number. I’ll set up an autocall.

If you’re lucky, he forgot he had sex and wants to do it again and again and again….

Most men have that. Must be a pandemic.

I can’t remember if I’ve seen this one before ;)

he must’ve nursed the relationship for all it was worth…

Maybe you were so good that you killed the poor guy!

He also forgets to pay.