Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 24, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    “Break a cerebral blood vessel!”

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    jaydogg187  over 1 year ago

    I see them quickly becoming a coxless crew.

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    RAGs  over 1 year ago

    So these two guys were having a very competitive round of golf. On the third hole, one of them had a stroke, and the other one made him count it …

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Streaming lexicon. Getting his synonyms in a row.

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    strictures  over 1 year ago

    Once in Rocky & Bullwinkle it was Bail, bail, bail.

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    wallylm  over 1 year ago

    Soon followed by the boat of multi-linguists (Stroke! Hiku! Vite! Schnell! Ganbare!!!)

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    Spanky once referred to that guy as “the coaxer.”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    The one syllable synonyms work the best.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    I think they’re waiting for him to finish – he’s probably got his English tutorial class in the boat with him.

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    This is great! Thanks Wiley.

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    Lenavid  over 1 year ago

    If only the pen was mightier than the oar…

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    The shell to hell is lined with synonyms.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ramming Speed!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m thinking they would be winning if they actually rowed every time he spoke. But, well you know, “English majors”. Am I right?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I love how cartoonists (and most filmmakers) have absolutely no clue about rowing. At least he got the name of the competition (regatta) correct.

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    franki_g  over 1 year ago

    Synonym rolls for everyone!

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    l3i7l  over 1 year ago

    featuring the Roget Racing team.

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    jackthemailman  over 1 year ago

    Is coed crew a thing?

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    Duane Ott  over 1 year ago

    Propel, propel, propel your craft, Softly through the solution, Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstacy, Existence is but an illusion

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There are the Newton commands: Apply twenty pounds of thrust in opposite direction!!

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    xtc45688  over 1 year ago

    “Row!”

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    xtc45688  over 1 year ago

    “Caress!”

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    left out: fondle rub stimulate … did I miss one?

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    This strip is not humorous, jovial, funny…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hoe wa’a!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Definitely not Henley

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    gcarlson  over 1 year ago

    Reminded of the good time another research assistant and I had explaining “strike” to a Mexican post-doctoral fellow.

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    Stroke it….stroke it…..

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    BE YOURSELF  over 1 year ago

    Funny

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    As long as the rhythm is constant…

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    Su770n  over 1 year ago

    5 against 4, unfair..

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