Cellphone in the Rye
They couldn’t ring the phone to find it? So much for intelligent life on other planets.
About half a mile that way.
Then why are we looking here?
The light is better here.
Fake news, folks! When the E.T.’s trampled through my crops, I swear from what I could hear out, that they were searching for their keys
The worst thing that might happen when you urgently need to "phone home.”…
They lose their phones a lot.
So that is how crop circles really occur.
It also might be lost when you were with that farmer. Which led to that other alien tradition (to quote the movie Paul) “It’s probin’ time!”
This is kind of a-maze-ing.
Try calling it again, Did you sign up for the locator?
I think I may have left it at home.
These things are no longer a joke. They are costing farmers serious money:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/24/invasion-of-the-barley-snatchers-crop-circles-cost-farmers-thousands-in-lost-revenue
Does it have a “Find My Phone” feature?
Mmmmmmm….now I’m hungry for a funnel cake.
If I knew that I’d look there?
Where did you have it last?
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
Well, this is the first reasonable explanation I have seen for crop circles.
I used to make crop circles, they are easy. But that was before cell phones.
Ratkin over 1 year ago
Cellphone in the Rye
Bilan over 1 year ago
They couldn’t ring the phone to find it? So much for intelligent life on other planets.
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
About half a mile that way.
Then why are we looking here?
The light is better here.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
Fake news, folks! When the E.T.’s trampled through my crops, I swear from what I could hear out, that they were searching for their keys
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
The worst thing that might happen when you urgently need to "phone home.”…
Imagine over 1 year ago
They lose their phones a lot.
Jml58 over 1 year ago
So that is how crop circles really occur.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
It also might be lost when you were with that farmer. Which led to that other alien tradition (to quote the movie Paul) “It’s probin’ time!”
Doug K over 1 year ago
This is kind of a-maze-ing.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Try calling it again, Did you sign up for the locator?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think I may have left it at home.
chuckcork1 over 1 year ago
These things are no longer a joke. They are costing farmers serious money:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/24/invasion-of-the-barley-snatchers-crop-circles-cost-farmers-thousands-in-lost-revenue
geese28 over 1 year ago
Does it have a “Find My Phone” feature?
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mmmmmmm….now I’m hungry for a funnel cake.
jconnors3954 over 1 year ago
If I knew that I’d look there?
fencie over 1 year ago
Where did you have it last?
Gent over 1 year ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Well, this is the first reasonable explanation I have seen for crop circles.
blakerl over 1 year ago
I used to make crop circles, they are easy. But that was before cell phones.