The invasion was scrapped despite the fact that they have the world’s largest lithium reserves. We found out WE don’t have enough electricity to charge the flippin’ batteries. We’re going to opt for the original plan to invade Holland so we can put a windmill on every Tesla.
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The problem with invading Bolivia is that it’s landlocked, and has been since it lost a war in the 19th century. (the War of the Pacific, 1879-84, Chile vs Peru and Bolivia. Chile won, big time.) To get to them you’d have to invade Peru or Chile or Argentina or Brazil first.
jehardiman over 1 year ago
War Plan Purple
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
I think it would be funnier if it were a plan to invade Saskatchewan. Who cares about Bolivia?
alaskajohn1 over 1 year ago
Straight from Mar-A-Lago.
Doug K over 1 year ago
As a (another) possible distraction from another (future) executive branch disaster?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
The invasion was scrapped despite the fact that they have the world’s largest lithium reserves. We found out WE don’t have enough electricity to charge the flippin’ batteries. We’re going to opt for the original plan to invade Holland so we can put a windmill on every Tesla.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
I suspect that there is a secret plan for invading every country on earth. Not an intent, just a contingency battle plan.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Try invading Canada.
don.snowdogs over 1 year ago
Mark it “return to sender” at Mar A Lago…….
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
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Painted Wolf over 1 year ago
The problem with invading Bolivia is that it’s landlocked, and has been since it lost a war in the 19th century. (the War of the Pacific, 1879-84, Chile vs Peru and Bolivia. Chile won, big time.) To get to them you’d have to invade Peru or Chile or Argentina or Brazil first.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
If you ask me, I think RJ was just playing dumb to try to throw off Verne’s suspicions, but Verne’s obviously not having any of this.
oish over 1 year ago
A Bolivian is obviously oblivious of oblivion
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Bolivia’s defense plan: Be Bolivia
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
“The next time I say let’s go someplace like Bolivia, let’s go someplace like Bolivia.”
brooklyn51 over 1 year ago
This is incredible, unbelievable, outrageous even! R.J. gets mail!
Martin 78 over 1 year ago
Um, Bolivians ?
pauljmsn over 1 year ago
“Our government is planning an invasion of a foreign country!”
“Bolivia…”
“No, really!”