Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 01, 2022

am i first i have never been first

I actually like that slogan.

survival of the fittest i guess for who gets to buy shoes

Kind of like what Velveeta’s slogan would be… “We never said it was cheese”.

The way this is going, it might take longer for Nate to find All-Stars than Francis finding the perfect notebook.

This is bad, but not as bad as these literal hentai ads gocomics are showing us.

4/10

Amazing slogan

They know that this is a bad store, so they make the slogan telling people it’s a bad store. That’s smart and stupid at the same time.

3.5/10 The joke is pretty weak.

Nate, you had a whole BOOK about your love of Ben Franklin, you think you would know his quotes.

Do stores put their slogans on giant signs? I guess sometimes…

That’s kinda creepy

Script Rating: 8/10

This store has such a low budget

“If it was easy, everyone would be doing it….The hard is what makes it great!”

So you pay in money or you pay in inconvenience.

I can’t believe that today’s the 1st day of September

Like Steven Wright’s Inconvenience Store

“-and it’s not gonna get easier”

Ben would probably agree though….

One local store has example shoes displayed. If you see what you like you ask a clerk to get a pair in your size to try on. Solves the mess problem very neatly.

Wouldn’t Nate know if it was actually a Ben Franklin quote?

Lol that’s pretty funny

That’s not just the store slogan, that’s life’s slogan.

…….put on a pot of coffee……..I think someone is going to do an all-nighter…….

Ohhh, the irony. 7/10. This one made me chuckle a bit.

me too

I am gonna use it on my parents

poll: who is more annoying GINA or Mrs. godfrey

its okay

Big thing about this slogan does make sense due to all these boxes around the floor.

Poll: what’s your favorite comic?

The jokes in these last two strips are so garbage.

It’s not supposed to be easy? I didn’t know that

I thought that was life’s slogan

Nate should not have thought that it was a Ben Franklin quote because he knows Ben Franklin really well and is a fan of him.

Nate, wouldn’t you know the Ben Franklin quotes?

Wow, and people shop here?