A French woman and a Spanish man had recently gotten married and moved to Spain.
The woman could not speak Spanish so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a little and show her thighs which the seller understood.
One day, she wanted to buy bananas so she brought her husband with him.
A Banana Walked into a Doctor’s Office. He’s sitting in the exam room when the doctor walks in, head buried in a patient chart, not really paying attention.
“I’ve got some bad news. You have stage 4 cancer, and it’s very aggressive. We’ve caught it way too late. I’m afraid you only have two weeks left to live, Mr. Orange.”
Looking up from the chart, the Doctor is startled to see that he must have walked into the wrong exam room.
Taking a deep breath, he sighs and says “well…….. I bet you’re glad I didn’t say Banana.”
After competing in an “all you can eat banana contest” high school student, Beater Barker felt nauseous. He went home then discovered that he had all the powers of Bananas!
As he aged, he got horrible skin spots, and turned a mushy brown. But people said he has a delicious aroma.
Always laugh when these ‘experts’ put out, what it costs to raise a child. What they really need to do is break that down, and show us how they came up with that number.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
One time I weighed four pints.
One time I had $847.64, and this was quite a one time.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
What’s the world’s second oldest toy? A rock?
profbob over 1 year ago
Stick: oldest toy hmmmmm and still a dog’s favourite.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
A French woman and a Spanish man had recently gotten married and moved to Spain.
The woman could not speak Spanish so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a little and show her thighs which the seller understood.
One day, she wanted to buy bananas so she brought her husband with him.
As her husband could speak Spanish.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split.
The attendant began to make it for him and said “Crushed nuts?”
And the guy said, No, I just have a bad knee."
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
A Banana Walked into a Doctor’s Office. He’s sitting in the exam room when the doctor walks in, head buried in a patient chart, not really paying attention.
“I’ve got some bad news. You have stage 4 cancer, and it’s very aggressive. We’ve caught it way too late. I’m afraid you only have two weeks left to live, Mr. Orange.”
Looking up from the chart, the Doctor is startled to see that he must have walked into the wrong exam room.
Taking a deep breath, he sighs and says “well…….. I bet you’re glad I didn’t say Banana.”
LAFITZGERALD over 1 year ago
Dare I ask why the bananas are considerably radioactive in this Sunday panel??
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
I need to go back to sleep, so this is it for now.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana, who?
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.
I know. Pretty stupid.
Until next time.
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
Can’t imagine a medley of “Yes, We Have No Bananas,” and “Radioactive” by The Firm.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 1 year ago
After competing in an “all you can eat banana contest” high school student, Beater Barker felt nauseous. He went home then discovered that he had all the powers of Bananas!
As he aged, he got horrible skin spots, and turned a mushy brown. But people said he has a delicious aroma.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
I beg to differ! ~ Irving Rock, toy of toys right from the beginning.
Take care, may Simpson’s binge watcher Amarillo “Hay En Eso Algo Más De Lo Que Se Presume” Guzmanord be with you, and gesundheit.
magicfever495 over 1 year ago
Boudreaux walks into a barbershop and ask, “Bob Peters here?” The barber says,“Nope just haircuts.”
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Wonder what kind of junk is in Ben and Jerry’s junk.
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
I have a dog who prefers sticks and rocks to most toys.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
The world’s oldest weapon is probably a big stick (club).
markhughw over 1 year ago
…and the oldest form of entertainment is the shtick.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
I remember when the world’s oldest toy store was still around: Sticks R Us
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I hope the kid didn’t pretend his/her stick was a gun.
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Three pint of ice cream a day would ruin my diet. What do Ben and Jerry offer in terms of healthcare, especially nutrition guidance?
oakie817 over 1 year ago
bananaman bananaman does whatever a banana can…
Nala the Great over 1 year ago
Store Manager “Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.”
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Always laugh when these ‘experts’ put out, what it costs to raise a child. What they really need to do is break that down, and show us how they came up with that number.
finnygirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ben and Jerry’s gives employees three pints of ice cream a day to take home, not to eat there at work every day.