Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 06, 2022

Dang auto-schedulers.

“Really!! I ordered only 40…or maybe it was 10…or was it 4?? Catnip is eating my brain!!”

It is hilarious that the chicken has a pet cat.

Sounds like you need some cat handcuffs. At least that what Steve Martin would do.

Cat-diction Intervention Services are available. Don’t let Catnip ruin any of your cat’s nine rlives!

I’ve also got a case of fine crystal goblets in the truck. You want those lined up on the edge of the counter?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Open ’em all at once!!!!!!!!! :)