F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 18, 2022

An iron-on pre-excuse.

OK, see ya later…I saw a cute chick on the way over to your house and I have a date anyways

You didn’t mean to say that out loud did you.

Smooth.

An iron-clad alibi.

Joke written by an old person. Modern Irons turn themselves off.

Plan to fail, and you probably will.

If the date is working out: “Could you come back and check it out with me and make sure everything is all right?”

I like how the guy isn’t falling for that at all!

It’s irony how that fell flat

I’m not going to ask what other irons in the fire you have.

she doesn’t want to spend any time ironing out the wrinkles in their relationship…