The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2022

He just doesn’t have Optimus’ iconic voice, that’s the real issue.

the Prime family bringing peace and bargains to the universe!

I like their steaks, too.

The best part is the free returns. Free returns. Free returns…..

But did Optimus make any money off it? Just “pro bono”? Sucker! One day Amazon Prime will be a Super-Quintillionaire and take good care of his mother!

I wonder if she’s FedEx Prime or Walmart+ Prime?

Very good!

What is this 2 day business, if I order in the next 6 hours and 34 minutes it will be here the next day! 2 days! Forget it.

More than meets the ire… of a mother’s expectations.

Don’t you have to pay to use Amazon Prime?

he doesn’t “give” free 2-day shipping — he charges for the privilege

….maybe when you grow bigger….

In three weeks, people will be asking, “Optimus who?” Amazon, on the other hand…

Shipping isn’t free; you pay to get it when you have Prime.

Well then, quit raising fees!

Thank God I didn’t have anyone to be compared to.

Stop worrying, kid. There are plenty of folks who believe that free 2-day shipping is far more important than saving the Universe.

And they want to get it while they can, since free 2-day won’t necessarily be free 2-morrow.

prime takes a lot of ribbing…

And A.P. became sick of Goody Twenty-Two Wheels Prime and became Megatron!

Try to be morph like him.