B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 19, 2022

Sushi!

And the world’s luckiest Grog.

There went.

Give a Grog a fish…. Blah blah blah

The bear minimum

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAV-OHH!!

Grog is the one who taught the Bears how to do that ! lol

One of those “Hold my beer” moments.

Well we won’t be hearing him carp any more.

Often times, being a big show-off has its bad consequences !

Before you do stunts in the water, check for hazards in the water.

Darwinism at work.

In Grog’s case, maybe there is such a thing as a free meal!

Dadgum Asian carp!

Grog has great timing, no doubt. The mark of a great fisherman.

…guess it’s better than going down that swirling camode.

The short and undistinguished career of the world’s first flying fish.

This was an audition for Jack-ass . (an American reality comedy television series). It went bad! Thus a Star is born, an became lunch.

Prehistoric Sushi.

I don’t know if that’s more “right place at the wrong time” or not. Perspective, I guess.

I don’t get why males have a thing about trying to insist that females watch them do stuff. Do they not know we would prefer to do things with them? I never asked anyone I was dating to go watch me do martial arts, for example. I really don’t get the concept. I was once asked to go watch a man play poker. That just really didn’t enthuse me at all.

I wish more showoffs would end up as someone’s just dessert.

Well, their coitis is nothing to write home about anyway.

He did make an impression, though.

his name is sushi

Dinner’s in the Mouth of an Angry Grog!

Grog must’ve been raised by grizzly bears.

Yup totally unlucky.