In Security by Bea R. for August 02, 2022

Again:

to quote a line from The Muppet Show: “When the Swine Lubricates the Automobile, You end up with a Greased Pig.” which loosely translates to: “hello, Benny Hill, Marx Brothers and Three Stooges? y’all better come down here, somebody’s stealing your act.”

So… The other team has a Dork and a Kill Joy duo?

Even with all Roy and the Skippers have eaten that bucket is still full, is it some kind of evil bucket that causes chickens in the area to disappear because it needs to replenish itself? I wonder if Roy’s beer is still full?

Been a while since we’ve heard about “the curse of the fried chicken” I wonder if we’re gonna see as the Skippers take the field.

Being these are athletes this greasy fried chicken may throw their athletic metabolism into deep shock. Like running regular gas in a nitro fueled dragster….from ZOOOOM to sputtering.

Slippery ball her we come, good job Sedine.

Sedine gonna Sedine…

Kill – Joy….how fitting for the panel.

That bucket o’ Chicken seems to stay full, no matter how many people are scarfing it. Even at $49 for Stadium food, it might very well be a bargain!

And an hour from now, every thing moves out smooth-like an expressway!

Greasy fingers are going to make Catching the ball a bit tough, though.

(senses the word “BOY” being used as a verb in this cartoon)

That is the new perpetual bucket o’ chicken.

That much bad chicken oughta keep the team up and moving.

Hey! I… can’t actually argue with that…

Time flies when you’re eating endless chicken.