Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 11, 2022

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Woman has fangs again!

This is a plot twist…..I wonder if the mice will find anything to save ownership of the BPH ?!

Can they do that? I would imagine Freddie’s ghost will not be happy about that!

Georgia mentioned there would be a major story arc involving the BPH. The sale of the BPH would be pretty major.

Quick! We need a tenant in the first floor apartment ASAP! (Maybe one with a cat or two?)

I don’t think I’ve mentioned recently how much I love the name “Dr. Man”. Stays within the cats’ naming conventions, and it’s actually a name that humans can use to address him. (Although I admire how hard Georgia works to avoid having the People address or refer to each other by name. Reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes, and that Bill Watterson said at some point that it was hard to have Calvin’s parents as just “Mom” and “Dad”.)

It sounds like something straight out of my IX lives…

The woman has Pucky teeth in the last panel, that’s how bad it is!

OK, the dual set of fangs made me laugh.

If only some sort of adventure could turn up a solution this dire calamity. It’s a million-to-one. Wait, million-to-one chances happen all the time! Stay tooned.

The Woman is biting her lower lip while grimacing in dismay.

I’m sure this will be a fangtastic arc…

Oh well, these things happen.

“Elvis Already Under Bed” :-)

…We’re not close enough to October for Freddie to make her opinion known, so it should be interesting to see how they Save The Big Pink House.

Maybe a continuation of the Halloween series several years ago on the history of the big pink house and it’s ghostly residents??

Really? The trust is willing to let seminal property be sold? Go find a tenant! I am puffing with Elvis. Bet they would sell the White House, too.

This is horrible! Look, it’s so awful that Puck and the Woman are making the exact same face!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Does the lady have fangs it looks like it in the last panel

Goldie is reporting?

Perhaps this is where the legendary Big Pink House hidden treasure is finally found, maybe by the intrepid Mouse duo currently exploring the unknown regions.

The Woman and Puck have the same facial expression on their mouths in the last panel.

Turn into a heritage site. People still live in them, don’t they?

Save The Big Pink House!!!

Oh My Cat!

This is awful! Not a problem even the mail carrier can solve! Well, Georgia has successfully bamboozled me. In spite of my years of BCN reading, I cannot begin to guess at a solution to this and only wait and hope for our favorite characters.

Purchase Pink House and lease the downstairs to help with payments?

Maybe the Man and Woman will buy it!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Beatrixia: I’ve been looking through the scrolls in the History section. I’ve found a legend of a great library somewhere along the Mediterranean Sea. It was named in honor of the great warrior, Meow-Lexander.

Violet-Ifa: I know there is some question about whether he even existed.

Bea: Let me read you this excerpt from this scroll:

This is a lovely place, but I can’t find a single good scroll to read after a day of hard work. I will call together my greatest scholars on a quest to obtain the finest literary works in the world.

Vi: There are some legends of my ancestors (and the other Procurers) going out and locating scrolls. Of course, they would only obtain them through honest means.

Bea: The scroll goes on to say they brought the scrolls to a great location, since they thought they could do better than the Very Good Pyramid.

Vi: So you’re saying there could be more scrolls located somewhere in the library?

Bea: It could be. We’ve only scratched the surface.

Vi: Let’s go exploring!

So my first thought would be – what if the new owners raise the rent so high we have to move and can’t find a place that allows this many pets? yikes…

Ceiling Cat needs to intervene and send a new tenant.

Now is the chance for the Woman and the Man to get into real estate and buy the Big Pink House. It would be a second income opportunity.

Pets do look like their owners!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I understand there’s a bear with a Big Blue one.

Did Georgia just grow fangs…?

I don’t see how that can be seen as bad news until it’s known who the buyer is.

The biggest problem with being a renter, lack of control. Haves and have nots

Time for The Woman and Man to buy the Pink House.

Come on CATS- fundraising is in Order!

Why does ma’am have fangs?

This is serious!!! The woman has fangs!!!!!!!

Why does The Woman grow fangs when she hears the bad news?

In troubled times such as these, two words come to mind:

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BAKE SALE!

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…well, it works in the movies, right?

Maybe some movie company will buy the movie rights to “Breaking Cat News,” and The Woman can buy it. Lupin as a member of the Cat Avengers sounds about right. He’ll be Loki Cat.

The Robber Mice have just left to explore the BPH and now comes the news it’s to be sold. I foresee a plot twist. What with the R.M. find or do to save the BPH?

No. Just NO. The BPH must not be sold!

wait, wait, wait, WHAT?

Oh No! ^What everyone else said. ^

Think Woman – who can you convince to move into that first floor apartment?!?

Duh duh DUH!

Oh, no!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goldie’s tail is fluffy.

The Walled-Off Addition?! … The Weird Room with Purple Wallpaper?! …

Let’s hope this does NOT turn out like Geraldo Rivera’s 1986 TV news report on The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults !!! …

We need a REAL discovery here !!! … :)

I think this is what the books on writing call “adding tension.” It worked.

Open a Cat cafe on the first floor!

NOOOOO!

and suddenly she’s a vampire

Love the twinsies in the last panel, major dislike for the rest.

I’m so sorry Georgia.. that news would totally trigger me :(

Oh noes!

You should see how puffed out my tail is right now!

Vampires. Yikes!

The Woman’s fangs just like Pucky’s. So cute and so appropriate.

:(

OK, let us all now remember those immortal words on the back cover of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…….DON’T PANIC!

At least the bad news has not been delivered in the form of Vogon poetry. And I am sure the house has plenty of towels.

Fangs? The Woman has fangs? I get Pucky, but the Woman? Quick, someone check to see if she can be seen in a mirror. If not, check how high SPF her sunscreen is.

No word from Dr. Scuttles this week. I’m wondering if, as a former first-floor tenant, he has some insight.

GASP

Nooooooooooooo!

Puck and the woman have their fangs at the ready!

OT:

DUN DUN (Georgia) DUNN!!!

OMC!!! This is terrible! However, The Woman’s little stress fangs! I’m dying!

I know! Get some musicians to move in. They can make an album, call it “Music From Big Pink”! It’ll make them rich!!

InconCEIVable!!!! (yes, I know what that word means—it applies to both me and my ladylove)

why is The Woman a vampire in the last panel?

Please, please, please, PLEASE, please let this be fiction.