Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 19, 2022

Nobody wants to get kidnapped.

No cows were mutilated during the filming of the abduction

Why do I think someone shook that can before they used it?

Is their beam not working?

There ain’t nothing that a beer can’t fix.

“You get a line and I’ll get a pole…” Woody Guthrie Crawdad Song

Got room for a cow?

Just don’t mention the probing thing.

He is likely a water drinker.

These days you have to use a craft beer for bait.

I’ll go for a case

Looks to me he is about to be farmer napped.

burp. :)

Some of us wouldn’t mind coming, even without the beer offering….