I was on a flight where the guy to the left of me kept leaning across to touch the knee of the woman to the right on me while he was talking. She put headphones and an eye-mask on and curled up against the bulkhead. He kept trying until I asked him to stop reaching across me. What an idiot.
Bill The Nuke over 1 year ago
I was on a flight where the guy to the left of me kept leaning across to touch the knee of the woman to the right on me while he was talking. She put headphones and an eye-mask on and curled up against the bulkhead. He kept trying until I asked him to stop reaching across me. What an idiot.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
It doesn’t have to be pumice, just any stone, so I can hit you with it!
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
Sorry, Peter. She didn’t say “you rock.” That middle finger she gave you actually meant ….
seanfear over 1 year ago
someone please call Alice from Dilbert strip to this guy…
Chris over 1 year ago
I’m sure you flunked that class… or that teacher needs to be fired.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think you’d be in trouble if you asked her to let you hear her body talk! RIP Olivia Newton-John!
Jody H. Premium Member over 1 year ago
If he knew anything about body language OR pumice stones, he’d see that he’s rubbing her the wrong way…
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
The up side is, the soles of his feet don’t stink nearly as bad as when wasn’t using them!
sandflea over 1 year ago
Gonna have to take that class again.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Pumice floats, too.