Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 09, 2022

Believe what you want to believe. All else is make-believe….Believe it or Not.

One time there were seven lego bricks. One time there were 915,103,766 ways.

One time I was 88%.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

What is the other 13%?

I’m not going to calculate that Lego numbers thing, but wouldn’t it be an even number?

Try convincing the people who headed for the can after eating that cereal.

Calling it “Most Bran” would sound ungainly and cumbersome.

False advertising! I also once found out thru this strip that Oreo Double Stuff isn’t really double-stuffed.

All Bran INGREDIENTS: Wheat bran (86%), sugar, barley malt extract, salt.

Which gorillas?

Take care, may famed cereal killer Otis “Outa My Way Pencil Necks I’ve Got Shopping To Do” Gluttonord be with you, and gesundheit.

who had the time to put 6 legos in that many sequences? and for a product to advertise as “American made” it only has to be 75% American

after the threatened lawsuit, Kelloggs changed the name to ‘Close Enough Bran’

RBION seems to be obsessed with Leggos.

From the picture on the cereal box I don’t want the risks crawling around in that bran.

After Lincoln logs disappeared, I returned to using rinse and spit cups as construction materials. Lincoln logs were great for onsite wrecking. Now I have a dog for that.

Only 87% bran? That’s what happens when you try to reduce the amount of sawdust and straw to save on costs!

I used to take One-a-day multi-vitamins for seniors. One day I read the label and noticed that it said take two daily. I quit taking them.

But after you eat All Bran,what comes out is still 100%—-well,you know

or gorillas used to identify as Lemurs…

Always wondered why lemurs beat their chests, now I know

The box!

Remember, bran is not food but the non-nutritive roughage left from the refining process for white flour. So, the 13% might be food — or it might just be more “cardboard.”

From what I read, the giant lemurs died out in no small part due to hunting by humans.

And American ‘World Championships’ only includes 4.25% of the world’s population – the sheer arrogance! (I am a US citizen btw)

Every morning after waking up, I find that someone has left a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

More follow in the replies.

A gun company has been criticized after bringing out a pistol covered in Lego.

The manufacturer says it’s perfectly safe, unless you step on it in bare feet.

“What did the Lego alien say?”

“I come in pieces.”

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and Alzheimers.

They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up.

What’s the difference between sex and Legos?

You don’t know? Then you should probably stick to Legos.

Steal a man’s wallet and he will be broke for a week.

Give a man a lego passion and he will be broke for a lifetime.

What is the opposite of Lego?

Le Stop.

And I will. Until next time.