Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2022

How does Marigold forget one of her habits involving “UNICORN!”?

I built a robot to do my chores, and then it completely replaced me. But I’m too lazy to be crushed by the tragic irony, so I’ll just make the robot do it for me.

Better than the non-existential crises!

Um, Mari; you sparkle. Remember?

CRISIS MODE! Hang with Phoebe until you feel better.

Marigold doesn’t know how to act in front of a robot clone, does she?

Existential Crisis Subroutine, sounds interesting! I can think of a lot of uses for that!

Yeah did a quick snack pick up yesterday and found some sprinkled donuts from Franz which they call Unicorn donuts.

I dunno. Look in a mirror? Eat apples? Use multi-modal reflection sorting?

You sparkle. That’s what you do. :)

Marigold realizes she has gone from title character to sidekick.

Ah, the classic “centipede’s dilemma”.

You exist for our pleasure and now we can have double the fun …