Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 02, 2022

Like looking in a mirror without the mirror, huh Marigold?

Marigold is really neat

She is made of unicorn meat

By following through on that promise, Phoebe forfeits her right to be offended by the nickname “Meat Phoebe”.

Phoebe to a future friend: “Meet Marigold.” Marigold: “I told you not to call me that.” Phoebe: “I’m just telling my friend who you are.” Marigold: “Find another word to introduce me.”

Wonder if Unicorns taste like chickenXD.

“Fellow carnivores, we meat again.” – The Goodies

Meat Marigold, meet Marigold.

I wonder what the PC / woke pronouns would be for an AI-powered robot unicorn?

Robot Marigold is not wrong.

Now Marigold has to deal with her own logic and ego.

Good one Phoebe!

Word of advice, Phoebe, keep Marigold far, far away from the ALPO factory!

I have my doubts that it is real, but unicorn meat is available at a well-known international shopping website.

No you won’t. But it’s always a good sign when robots start referring to humans as meat.

I mean, I would too, so… :P

Not the best of all possible first meatings…

Robot Marigold is creepy af.

“Too bad, ‘cause I’m calling you that forever.”

(feels saddened by this dialogue in this cartoon)

Hey…. PHRASING!

No, no, no. Tigers prefer coffee. Tiger Brand coffee, to be exact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVkRn2krYg

Reminds me of that Sci-Fi story “They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson

“He is my dog, Toto,” answered Dorothy.

“Is he made of tin, or stuffed?” asked the Lion.

“Neither. He’s a—a—a meat dog,” said the girl.

Robot Unicorn would be very happy in the Land of Oz.