FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 28, 2022

They need blood for cootie positive people, too.

Well, in that case Paige is out.

Donated almost 15 gallons in my life. Not exactly pleasurable but a necessity.

Double entendre there?

Jason is about to give blood…

I remember when I started liking girls, I was also denying it because they had cooties

If you want store brand Oreos that badly, there are easier ways to get them.

Have to be over a certain weight. My hubby is over that weight, he used to donate blood through Red Cross, then primary Dr. caught abnormal rhythm and sent him to a cardiologist, the medication would not work with giving blood, years later, though hubby has a stent, he is off most heart medicine’s accept for low dose Aspirin, yet he is too disabled to climb the steps to the motorhome.

Remember the cootie bug if you’re old enough — https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5254604/il_fullxfull.232842577.jpg

Not helping, Jason!

When she hits 18, the cooties will be gone. Trust me on this.