Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 05, 2022

They say the #1 rule of marketing is to know your customer.

I’m holding out for a braille anatomy course.

SHOW US!! SHOW US!!

Cheerleaders aren’t all that… “bouncy”. Now, one for ex-Playboy centerfolds…

So the view is adequate?

Now we know why the rent is so steep!

“Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries and your strife / I mean the bare necessities / Old Mother Nature’s recipes / That brings the bare necessities of life.” (^^^that song from the Disney film, The Jungle Book)

Now, I’m stuck with the picture of bouncing cheerleaders. It’s gonna be a good day today.

Noted cartoonist John Lustig has been taken into custody. The cartoon really wasn’t legal!

“Is that even legal?”

Well, if the landlord/landlady specifies that it is . . .

Most of the people in nudist colonies you don’t want to look at.

Bouncing nudist cheerleaders!

Narrator lead in: “There were eight stories overlooking the ‘Naked City’ naturalist resort. And on the ground that was three of them.”

How much is the rent? I’ll take out a loan, lol

all I want is a room with a view . . . .

Oh goody a clothing optional pétanque park

No thanks! I’m claustrophobic and never will live in an apartment, regardless of the views! Some neighborhoods have their own side shows going on….I can tell you stories….OY!

Location, location, location.

“And right there – the beginning of a new 30 story high rise that will block the view to all of that…ARRRRRRGHHHH!”

I suspect that a lot of guys will not be getting their deposits back.

I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll sign the lease!

Ah, the wonders of nature!

oh i’ve got 4 pairs of binoculars, and a telescope

“Now Ma’am, I can’t see what you are complaining about” – “Here, Officer. Stand on this chair”

is that a high rise…? ☺

you have to buy the RIGHT binoculars for neighborhood peeping. The pair I have are huge for astronomy, work great for that…but can’t focus any closer than 3 doors down on the neighbors.

Location, location, location…