Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 06, 2022

the last one is a scene i wouldn’t REALLY want to see … ugh

Next movie: HOW AGNES GOT HER SWAGGER BACK

Order your tickets now. It will be sold out for months.

(would I lie??)

Dang! She climbed it again! That’s courage no matter whether she jumps or not.

Relax and unclench, Agnes. It’ll be all right.

This is our middle daughter. She finally made the jump the last day the pool was open.

Ѡ ☛ Ѻ ☛ O

At least one orifice is water tight..

Merged Buttock would be a great band name.

Well Agnes, you can still swagger as you jump.

Jump! If you don’t you will NEVER live it down.

Trust me, she isn’t jumping!

If she had inserted a lump of coal beforehand she’d have a diamond by now.

They’re not really tight unless they’ve taken a bite out of your swimsuit.

If it helps Agnes, I never went off a diving board, high , low or anywhere in between…..but when I accidentally ended up in Lake Erie, managed to swim,paddle, float and go about a half mile to get to a beach, where I could walk up to shore.

Jump now or you will lose your nerve

That’s a Corporate Merger!!!!!!!!!!!

You can do it, Agnes! :)

Ah the butt clench time to jump, Agnes.

seems that the high dive is the low point of agnes’s summer…