“And ending… now!” hahaha Garfield you are so useless. You will never pass on your genetic code and have a litter. Your chronic domestication has crowded your conscious mind with surrogate activities to the point where you cannot fulfill your simplest of biological needs. You are a failure in the eyes of a Darwinist but you sure do make me giggle with your deranged and unhinged antics. It holds a mirror up to myself who too is like you, focused on a career and surrogate activities instead of child rearing and gathering but instead I am the very personification of domesticated myself. I laugh at him while I sob at my own unhappiness and misfortune, a lasting balance creating a desensitization to my very state of mind. “Oh boy, time to read the daily Garfield again!” – GF1949
codycab over 1 year ago
Garfield’s time is also yours, Arlene. Lucky you!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Is Jon’s wristwatch also yours, Garfield?
BJ40 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Garfield is sooo selfish, isn’t he ?
The Collector over 1 year ago
Did he wear a watch just so that he could do this to her?
tessotcyrille over 1 year ago
garfield and food: what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
After “Puss in boots” here you go “Garfield in wristwatch”.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Some conditions may apply.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
In the meantime you can snack on the hole.
Kwen over 1 year ago
Look on the bright side, Arlene… You can still get a donut-breath kiss. Ain’t love great?
Garfield Fan 1949 over 1 year ago
“And ending… now!” hahaha Garfield you are so useless. You will never pass on your genetic code and have a litter. Your chronic domestication has crowded your conscious mind with surrogate activities to the point where you cannot fulfill your simplest of biological needs. You are a failure in the eyes of a Darwinist but you sure do make me giggle with your deranged and unhinged antics. It holds a mirror up to myself who too is like you, focused on a career and surrogate activities instead of child rearing and gathering but instead I am the very personification of domesticated myself. I laugh at him while I sob at my own unhappiness and misfortune, a lasting balance creating a desensitization to my very state of mind. “Oh boy, time to read the daily Garfield again!” – GF1949
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
I feel like Arlene’s expression is “…I walked right into that one, didn’t I?”
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
Good one today. We see more of Jon and Liz now than of Garfield and Arlene.
2AndFour over 1 year ago
How convenient for Garfield.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
You actually thought he would share, Arlene?
preacherman over 1 year ago
Arlene had better be very fast if she expects to get anything at all. At the food presentation, she should be aggressive and less genteel.
Nala the Great over 1 year ago
There’s always a catch!!
Prey over 1 year ago
I think “whats yours is mine and mines my own” is more like Garfields mantra.
jlundy over 1 year ago
Garfield’s version of the iconic bar sign ‘Free Beer Tomorrow’.
joyridehawk over 1 year ago
Let that digest for a minute
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Garfield sharing his food is about as rare as seeing Haley’s comet.
davidnavar over 1 year ago
Get a prenup Garfield
blakerl over 1 year ago
Garfield that’s just Rude!!!! and Mean!!!
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
So, what? Is Garfield gonna burp right in Arlene’s face after eating that donut?
TheLordIsHolyForever over 1 year ago
He probably learned that from “Reader’s Digest”.
RussellCastine over 1 year ago
Unless Arlene’s donut is bigger than Garfield’s! Then they’re both his to consume!
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
were you TRIPPIN’, Arlene?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
No lovin’ tonight me thinks….
tvstevie over 1 year ago
Just like Ricky Ricardo’s brief but loud tantrum just before his bet with Lucy.
norphos over 1 year ago
Bad Kitty!
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
Arlene, dump this fatso for good!
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Poor Arlene.
LrdSlvrhnd over 1 year ago
“I’m saving you from chocolate poisoning by eating this donut myself.”
Much like dogs, cats should not have chocolate.