Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2022

Whatever!

Their offspring will either be a llampaca or a alpama (which are real things).

Sounds like they cud use some motivation.

Alpaca tomorrow. Alpaca later. Alpaca some other time. Alpaca when I’m ready to. Alpaca at the last minute. Someone is a procrastinator.

Great work, Dan!

Okapi that.

Time wool tell.

Unconcerned undulating ungulates unwinding.

Shouldn’t llama be pronounced yama (or jama)?

I see they’re in a motel. So they’re probably on vicunation.

vicuna matata

Double pun today.

he bets a silk pajama that there isn’t any three-L lllama…

I bet their children will be spitting images of them.

I bet there were Andes’ mints left on their pillows.

I’ll sit here and Peruse this brochure.

They would be left alone if they were camelflaged.