Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 08, 2022

The Galloping Gourmet

Actually Rodney, that’s quite impressive

But the tournament is the other direction.

Breakfast on the hoof ?

Is that a balanced meal?

This must be one of those Math conundrums. If to start there are 2 dinner plates on the table and a passing horse and rider takes one, how many dinner plates are left on the table? Answer : 2 plates.

Now let’s see him handle the spear

First gallop-through window?

As the great Yogi Berra would say: when you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Breakfast to go, huh, Rod?

I’ve known many a Marine who could attack the Chow Hall with the greatest of enthusiasm and precision and still fall all over themselves on the drill field. Sometimes it’s not the training, but the motivation that counts.

Surely you joust!

The Galloping Gourmet

Sausage and something else — I guess.

I don’t want any horse dung in my eggs.

He came and left abruptly on the horse he rode in on

Fast Food!

For Rodney, I’ll give that 10 out of 10.

Why aren’t we using the word hastiludes? I learned it from Prince Valiant a year ago and now I want everyone to know it.

Joust in time for dinner.

Actually very impressive….

Gotta have protein for jousting.

2 plates -1=2??

That fink’s stoog has this to show as a bravery act.

That’s the Lone Haranger’s signature sound.