Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2022

His parents put him on the rack every day. He urned that distinction.

Uncle Norm made a real ash of himself!

Sounds like a tall tale to me

Bleeb is having a really good day. He’s in PERFECT position.

They’ll always be with you!

…and he’s standing tall….

May the four be with you always.

Dag! I thought he was a genie.

Set them ashes free.

Maybe it’s just me and I know it’s a gag in a comic, but I can’t but find it odd that’s she’s collecting the urns of her deceased uncles.

Who has all their uncles’ ashes on the mantel? Their wives or children didnt want them? Weird!

I reckon he “urned” it.

That’s pretty tall! I woulda thought more along the lines of a Home Depot paint bucket!

Which NBA team he played for?

He probably was very skinny so urn should not be taller.

And he always drank a lot of shots…

John, if Bleeb is a projection I hope we do not read about your arrest someday. Keep the little bugger in fantasyland.

I’d say Uncle Norm urned that position on the mantle.

One time I was 6’6”.

The Ossuaries of my Uncles. Sounds like the next bestseller, exclusively at a bookstore near you…