F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 29, 2022

That’s why I only give 25% max — I’m saving up for retirement.

I always give 100%, too. Except when I donate blood.

By the time you realize it, it’s too late! Used to count the days to the weekend. Now I savor everyday! I used to follow a person on twitter and everyday he counted down to the weekend…I blocked him!

Living for the weak end.

You see, kids, this is why math is important.

Sounds right.

I give 100% at work. 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, etc.

This is actually kind of profound. Someone make a poster of this I can sneak into work.

This is much more profound than I think most people would realize.

That is just old age.

People who say they give “110%” just don’t know how percentages work.

Where else did you expect it to come from? Give 110% and you will burn out.

“Living on borrowed time, without a thought for tomorrow.”—-John Lennon