Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 22, 2022

I’m sure one of the reform seeking players can make an effective running back if you told him to imagine the police was chasing him.

Mean Machine!

How would BD even know the roster??

He’s been away from Walden for years!!

“Sport, sport, masculine sport! / Equips a young man for soci-u-tee!Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort / It’s an Odd Boy who doesn’t like Sport!!!”

The offense is offensive.

‘Recruiting from prison? I thought only Russia did that’

You mean you have to score points to win?

’Cause “winning big games” is what college is all about, right? No?

Of, that’s right. It’s supposed to encourage alumni to donate more sports facilities to win big games.

:) :(

They really are desperate!

Yeah, the Chicago Bears proved you can’t win games with defense alone. Somebody still needs to get the ball over the other teams line, but not the Refrigerator.

Now its all about participation. You still get a trophy

An Odd boy indeed, Brian

Today with the transfer portal (allows players to transfer if another school offers a better deal) and players able to get big $ for endorsements and Walden guaranteeing all students straight As they might as well recruit a whole team of ringers.

1976 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

We have a former player who is in his 5th year that could use some prison help!