Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 06, 2022

A kennel with a downstairs. This canine is living a lavish life. But then that is justified for an ace flying pilot of sopwith camel.

better hope none of the root beer got too shoken up or else there’ll be a spray thereof in the beagle brothers’ faces

they are really going to be foamy when you quaff them Snoopy!

With all that shaking, is Spike in for a surprise when he opens a can!

I want Snoopy’s house. It’s a discount TARDIS with all the space i could want, just without the space and time travel.

I am generally more concerned with my safety going down the stairs than up.

Not every doghouse has a root beer cellar!

After falling downstairs did he hit the pool table?

Linus, Amazon Prime doesn’t deliver downstairs, and neither should you !

Mass X acceleration…it’s a good thing that Linus wasn’t truly hurt by that fall!

It’s hard to find good help on any days, Snoopy.

Just place it in the Root Beer cooler between the wine rack and my humidor.

At least they weren’t bottles, otherwise the downstairs would be flooded with root beer.

No stair railing?

How did Snoopy manage to fit all that in there?

Oh dear, I hope none of the artwork got sprayed.

Cans?…..CANS??? WW I flying aces only quaff their root beer from bottles.

No light fixture?

I wouldn’t want to open any of those cans.

“Gee whiz. Why do you dislike Snoopy so much, Decepticomic?”

Gosh, I dunno. He’s such a great dog. Enjoy your flat root beer, stupid beagle.

I hope the tenants downstairs don’t mind Snoopy storing his root beer in their fridge. He’ll prorate their rent for a month

Be thankful your friends help you, at all!

That’s not “downstairs,” Linus, that’s “the lower hangar deck.”

A Reminder that Snoopy’s doghouse is much bigger on the inside. And given Schulz began depicting it as such about eight years before Doctor Who premiered, the TARDIS is actually like Snoopy’s doghouse rather than the other way around.

Twenty-four cans of root beer on the wall

Twenty-four cans of root beer …

Yeah, you might want to let those sit a bit before you open any of them.

That sounds like gallons of root beer!

I only heard 12 thumps.The other 12 explode when you open them.