Some say the glass is half-full, some say it’s half-empty. I say, half of it is filled with air, which is even more important to human life than water.
I say the glass is exactly as full as I wanted it to be, and that short cloudburst in the living room that soaked the laptop was just one of those unusual weather patterns brought on by global warming.
wesleylscott1 over 1 year ago
I believe Aunt Fritzi is going to drown Nancy in the half full glass of water.
monkeysky over 1 year ago
Some say the glass is half-full, some say it’s half-empty. I say, half of it is filled with air, which is even more important to human life than water.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
I say the glass is exactly as full as I wanted it to be, and that short cloudburst in the living room that soaked the laptop was just one of those unusual weather patterns brought on by global warming.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
The engineer, of course, says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
andacar over 1 year ago
Ah yes, Aunt Fritzie. I’ve flashed that look at my kids many times.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
It is always the glass’s fault.
VICTOR PROULX over 1 year ago
I know people who always find the glass bone dry.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 1 year ago
I believe it doesn’t matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty if FREE refills are available!
InquireWithin over 1 year ago
Maybe she’ll only be half-mad?
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Horses for courses.
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
Then I guest you’re only half-grounded. As in 1 year divided by 2.
asrialfeeple over 1 year ago
I see a Nancy that’s actually half funny today.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
A pessimist sees everything that is wrong.
An optimist sees everything that is right.
A realist sees it all and tells you what you need to fix to make it right.
tad1 over 1 year ago
Clever. :)