Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 22, 2022

I imagine Lupin has no real sense of his own volume and so every “alert the human” comes off like a siren.

OT: Lots of kittens & cats

OT, but cats: Praise to my boys Diesel and Raven, who alerted me to a giant freaking flying roach in the room and pursued it valiantly while I ran to get the (pet-safe) spray. This little household can sleep safely tonight thanks to these mighty hunters!

I suspect the Woman could interpret Lupin’s complaint as “They won’t make room for me!” instead… Of course, if she puts him up there, he won’t be there long.

" Get them off ! Get them off !Get them off!"

“Hmm, they didn’t fall down the well.”

Well, they have to get it out of their cistern… I mean systems, Lupin!

Is the Woman running in the middle panel? It also looks like she is crouching or maybe down on one knee in the last panel.

Don’t mess about, Woman. Get them off!

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Meyow yow! What is it, boy? Are the kids well? Meyow yow! Did they get trapped in a old abandoned mine again? Meyow yow!! Sigh! okay, let get our miner’s hats!

Aw, poor Lupin. He’s so upset, and not even the Woman is taking him seriously.

Why tell her, Lupin? She the one who got them steenky unhygienic toilet cat beds in the first place.

I am surprised Lupin refers to them as his “friends.”

Those “Tushie Cushies” must really be comfy because despite Lupin’s VOLUME, none of them are even cracking an eyelid.

Petula Clark: Don’t Sleep in the Subway, Darling

You sleep on the loo, when there is better to do

Though the toilet beret may seem fluffy

You don’t think it’s gross, on the toilet up close?

Is it really so cozy and so comfy?

…….

I know we’ve picked some bizarre beds before

But this one’s just too gross, don’t sleep there, I implore!

…….

Don’t sleep on the toilet, kitties

Don’t nap in the bathroom, friends

Don’t sleep on the toilet, kitties

Have self respect,

Forget about napping there

Don’t let all heck

Break loose because of the loo!

Makes me wonder if the real Lupin acted like this. Does anyone know?

Awww the sleepy babyboos!

(wondrous guitar intro)

Goin’ up on a toilet in RI (toilet in RI)

That’s where they’re gonna go, Lupin cries (Lupin cries)

When they tire and lie down for a rest

Gonna go even though Lupin’s stressed

Go to the place that’s the best

- Norman Greenbaum – Spirit in the Sky

I have a feeling the Woman will probably take a few pictures, but she may still remove the cats. As we mentioned yesterday, there are a few hazards involved in cats sleeping on the toilet. Lupin definitely earns a laugh with his quote in the final panel.

“My friends are gross” made me laugh out loud.

Cats always like to sit on new things in the house. Sit or lay, either way. But it must be done.

The cats sleeping on the tank and seat covers are the primary reason why we don’t have such things. That and they just don’t match our decor.

Oh, Lupin, stop yowling and go sleep in the sink.

I guess Lupin sees this as “sleeping in the litterbox?”

Don’t worry, Lupin. As soon as any of the People have to go, the other cats will be removed from the toilet. That is unless the People decide to use your litterbox.

I can’t look at Lupin’s expressions without laughing!

They’re sleeping on toilets

Snoozing on gross toilet berets

Sleeping on toilets

Woman, make them get right down, I say

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(With a thousand groveling pardons to Marc Cohn.)

Lupin, learn to flush a toilet. The noise will drive the others away.

There are few things as puzzling as the excited meows of a cat summoning you to … an empty room. I had a couple of cats who would do that. I’m pretty sure it was not some kind of joke and I don’t believe in cats who believe in ghosts, so I’m still waiting for more data. :)

Hmm…Goldie a friend?

Hey, Everyone, did you notice that called them ALL his friends! EVEN GOLDIE!

I find it hard to believe Lupin has a problem with this, All cats seem to love the bathroom and brand new fluffy places to sleep seem even better.

Lupin’s going loopy in the loo

His friends are lazin’

and it’s really fazin’

Lupin the Loopy in the loo.

Aww! I used to have a kitty that tattled on the others when they coughed up a hairball or left a Tootsie Roll in the litter box!

Oh yeah, I’ve been meowed like that before!

Late one night Domino came to my bedroom door crying loudly over and over so I got up and followed her downstairs and one of the cats while playing must have turned on the vacuum cleaner. Like Lupin she needed me to come right away!

I know of ONE quick way to get the cats to vamoose… FLUSH!

Now that The Woman is in the bathroom, I wonder if she’ll tell The Kitties and Us why she decided to buy the toilet beret and tushy cushies?

Lupin is so right. How about you go sleep in their litter pan (change and sanitize it first) and see how they feel.

Lupin bringing in reinforcements…

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I will never not hear Ma’am when my cats Meow now.