Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 14, 2022

Marm, the neighborhood’s bellow “coach!!”

/SHMIRK/

Is that Ree Drummond on the TV that they were trying to watch?

“Night fright”.

Workin’ on his night moves. Tryin’ to lose those awkward Great Dane blues

Phil Marm is just ending his 2nd shift duties ;-)

Schwumner Sartz He wouldn’t get to see any team playing in the house I live in because none of my housemates and I are sports fans.

They took Kylito into a bar one time in Minneapolis. Every time the Vikings scored a field goal he would bark. Every time they scored a touchdown, he would do a flip. One of the patron was impressed and asked what happens when the Vikings won. The Schwartz ‘s answered they didn’t know, they never saw that happen.

My parents had a little poodle named Bandit. My brother and I took to calling him a “turkey.” Every time we called him “turkey” he would bark. One night the tv was on and the death of Bob Wills was announced. Bob Wills was from Turkey, Texas and when the news announcer gave the name of Wills’ home town, Bandit barked.

sorry Kylito the Vikings dont play the Rams this year

What lesson is marm giving

Kylito likes purple.

There must be a full moon out!

An unhappy customer will remember you for this.