Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 19, 2022

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    Around here, about half the sprinklers are right at the sidewalk. Aimed at the lawn. Which works FINE until the wind comes up. As it always does…

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Some even plant trees and shrubs right where they will block your vision at the corner. If they have to balance their garden plan, they should at least make the corner plants low enough that people in cars can see over them.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Let’s hear it for all those geniuses out there who figured out how to water the lawn on the other side of the sidewalk.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    What? You people believe that the sprinklers are there to water the grass?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    If she can get extra credit for sprinting, can Caulfield get extra for speed reading?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    This is seems to be quite unexpected:

    There was never a hinting of Mrs. Olsen sprinting.

    Nor was there an inkling of a sprinkling.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 2 years ago

    If you sprinkle when the temp and the dew point meet, you waste no water through evaporation —usually around dawn.

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    cervelo  almost 2 years ago

    In 1994 we moved from a town that had a water usage rate of $80 a year flat rate fee to a town with water meters. The first summer we watered our lawn, then we got our first water bill. Holy c#@p. As I type this, the lawn is a crunchy yellow and has gone dormant. See you back in the fall. Plus I don’t have to mow…

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    At last, a 3-panel with a point. Our suburban dream doesn’t include sidewalks, so walkers need not worry about sprinklers. They do need to watch for folks who commute while using their phones. And the occasional dog walker holding a leash for something big enough to eat a truck.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    An amazing moment has just happened! Mrs. Olsen Is beginning to understand Frazz’s Love of running

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    Lambutts  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, I once had a cross country coach direct his kids to run in the road because asphalt is not as hard (no, he didn’t use the word “softer”) than concrete and, as a result, less stressful on the knees. I wasn’t about to crawl around on my hands and knees on either surface to test his knowledge, but I DO know that when you fall down on either, it’s gonna hurt!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    People are so territorial that others are getting hosed!

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